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Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
7:07 pm
meow meow meow

(I have lovely purple claws... they're quite fetching, really)

meow meow meow

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Monday, November 8th, 2004
3:06 pm - sweet revenge
suck this [info]pokoeater...

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Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
11:14 pm - international kitty
here are the stats for the last 100 visitors to my journal. overall i'm feeling pretty good, but i'm a bit disappointed with my south american and african fan bases. what's up, guys? last week, i was all the rage with you chicos y chicas in venezuela and argentina, but today? nothing.



what does all this mean? it means that i, [info]poko_ono, must soon embark on a publicity tour through south america, africa, and asia. it's tough work, kids, but someone's gotta do it. if you would like to support this endeavor, talk to daddy and tell him that his little poquito needs to do some major shmoozing in some key third world markets.
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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
7:28 pm

I support [info]poko_ono.


The fight is on. [info]pokoeater and [info]poko_restaurant are challenging those cherished rights that we hold closest to our hearts. Show the world that you won't stand for their internet harassment of [info]poko_ono! Copy the code below into your journal and take a stand for liberty...

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4:05 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
anything but this!

even [info]pokoeater is preferable to the absolute blood-curdling horror that is [info]poko_restaurant...

OH NOES!!!

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3:30 pm
BREAKING NEWS!

please take note of my new hiding spot
unless you are [info]pokoeater, in which case you should disregard this post





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Thursday, July 29th, 2004
1:50 pm - they just keep coming...

thanks to [info]chrissmari

current mood: touched

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1:50 pm - oh em gee!
new meme, courtesy of [info]bdinger.
please post these anywhere and everywhere to show the you stand in solidarity with the cause.




quickly, now! time is running out!

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9:25 am - oh NOES!
holy shit! [info]pokoeater is coming for me!

i feel as though death is perched on my shoulder like a organ grinder's monkey.

i am seriously considering going into hiding until the coast is clear. perhaps i can find a nice dusty hole in the desert to climb into. or maybe i can hide under the covers

or, if all else fails, i can always wedge myself between the cushions on the couch.

[info]pokoeater has never found me there, before. i've never been much of a religious kitty [although I consider myself to be quite spiritual], but today I ask you all to pray for me...

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
8:04 pm - ALERT: AWESOME NEW COMMUNITY!!!1!!11
I <3 it 4ever

maybe they'll make me a mod... surely the feline companion of teh eljay oracle deserves some sort of important position in the eljay cat community. am i right or am i right?

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Monday, July 26th, 2004
7:57 pm

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Saturday, July 24th, 2004
8:26 pm
ice baths are nice, but i'd rather spend these hot days listening to some music...
help me out and I'll post some hot nude shots of me. sound good?

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Friday, July 23rd, 2004
11:38 pm
oh em gee!

today has been teh worst - first the recycling truck came to cart me away. fortunately, i was able to use my quick wit to outsmart the beast.

then it was just fucking hot. why don't we have air conditioning again? [info]porsche took the good spot in front to the fan, so i spent the day on the bathroom floor. the worst part? without opposable thumbs, i couldn't move the rug so I had to sprawl out on it instead of on the cool tile underneath. i almost wish the recycling truck had gotten me, because i probably would have been cooler in its bowels.
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current mood: hot

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